Ten Things Men Don't Know About Women
Without Prejudice
1.When you go away in a business trip, we use the time to stay in bed and eat chocolate.
2. We like to drag you out clothes shopping as a form of punishment.
3. Most of your friends have made a drunken pass at us and we will not tell you.
4. We know to do most things ourselves as,
A. You say " In A Minute"
B. You do it after weeks of asking, do it badly and we have to do it over.
C. We know anything we do after you have done it will demand a second job, and we hate the second job.
4. There is no perfect temperature and we are forever cold, especially our feet. There is no greater pleasure in winter than putting our frozen feet on your warm body, sometimes we imagine we feel a sizzle. This is fun.
5. We have perfected " the death stare", imagine that "death stare" , laser beamed your way, It's what Julie Bishop has perfected. When she glances at Tony Abbott she looks almost vulpine, like she wants to gobble him up. A small man in speedos, with a head that looks like a Vee Dub with the doors open. Must be the aura of power.
6. We know all men think they are Gods. We saw a man explain it on SBS.
7. If you cook for us, you are a God.
8. We know even after twenty years you " forget" when the bins go out.
9. We know that a lot of men are unfaithful, but like Eddie Murphy says in RAW it's just a dick thing, a standing prick has no conscience. Etc......
10. In spite of all that we are in love with your size, manliness, strength and live and love for our man, with all his faults, " we love him still" .
1.When you go away in a business trip, we use the time to stay in bed and eat chocolate.
2. We like to drag you out clothes shopping as a form of punishment.
3. Most of your friends have made a drunken pass at us and we will not tell you.
4. We know to do most things ourselves as,
A. You say " In A Minute"
B. You do it after weeks of asking, do it badly and we have to do it over.
C. We know anything we do after you have done it will demand a second job, and we hate the second job.
4. There is no perfect temperature and we are forever cold, especially our feet. There is no greater pleasure in winter than putting our frozen feet on your warm body, sometimes we imagine we feel a sizzle. This is fun.
5. We have perfected " the death stare", imagine that "death stare" , laser beamed your way, It's what Julie Bishop has perfected. When she glances at Tony Abbott she looks almost vulpine, like she wants to gobble him up. A small man in speedos, with a head that looks like a Vee Dub with the doors open. Must be the aura of power.
6. We know all men think they are Gods. We saw a man explain it on SBS.
7. If you cook for us, you are a God.
8. We know even after twenty years you " forget" when the bins go out.
9. We know that a lot of men are unfaithful, but like Eddie Murphy says in RAW it's just a dick thing, a standing prick has no conscience. Etc......
10. In spite of all that we are in love with your size, manliness, strength and live and love for our man, with all his faults, " we love him still" .
