Things Men Don't Know About Women
Without Prejudice
New Car of The Grandson x
If a man thinks women are the weaker sex, they should try hogging the doona at 12 am on a chilly winters night.
Women compete with other women, all the time, in every way, it's the way we are conditioned. We have to have the best hair, the best clothes, the best perfume, the most understanding, generous husband/partner, so we can show his gifts to us to other females. On Valentines Day at work, he better be sending the hugest bunch of flowers or he will be dead in the water for at least a month.
He also better be backing us up in a fight with another person, even if we are wrong, or he will not be getting sex until hell freezes over.
Ditto if we say everything is O.K., nothing is wrong, we are over it ! He has to work it out as to what us wrong as we will not tell him.
Women dress for other women, it shows our status, our style, our personality, our character.
A woman never trusts any other female around her Man. Not one.
If a man wants sex he better be helping us in the home, women find that completely sexy.
Flowers are good.
I once worked with a lovely Indian man, his wife had 3 kids under 4 and was a stay at home Mum. He asked me that if he bought her flowers, would she be more welcoming in bed. I told him buy a flower a day for ten days and he would get sex every night for ten days.
Ten days later he came in with a huge bunch of flowers, for me.
" It worked" he said, "Every day for 10 days"
Then I told him for a lifetime of fun he should go home from work, roll up his sleeves and do the dishes, pick up the kids toys, bathe the kids or cook dinner.
I tell my Grandsons if they are running late for an engagement and his wife comes out dressed up he should break into a sweat if she says the dreaded words,
" How do I look ? "
If he thinks only of the time, hurry hurry and says,
" Fine, you look fine, now lets go "
He's fucked.
If he says not a lot, like even a clearing of the throat.
He's fucked.
The dead in the water one is,
" Couldn't you wear the blue, red, green one ? "
He can expect her to exit the room and be in it for the next three hours, tossing clothes on to the bed and
crying in rage, there will be no party, and
He's fucked.
Best just to wolf whistle, say she looks fabulous and go. Flattery will get you everywhere.
To be continued..........
New Car of The Grandson x
If a man thinks women are the weaker sex, they should try hogging the doona at 12 am on a chilly winters night.
Women compete with other women, all the time, in every way, it's the way we are conditioned. We have to have the best hair, the best clothes, the best perfume, the most understanding, generous husband/partner, so we can show his gifts to us to other females. On Valentines Day at work, he better be sending the hugest bunch of flowers or he will be dead in the water for at least a month.
He also better be backing us up in a fight with another person, even if we are wrong, or he will not be getting sex until hell freezes over.
Ditto if we say everything is O.K., nothing is wrong, we are over it ! He has to work it out as to what us wrong as we will not tell him.
Women dress for other women, it shows our status, our style, our personality, our character.
A woman never trusts any other female around her Man. Not one.
If a man wants sex he better be helping us in the home, women find that completely sexy.
Flowers are good.
I once worked with a lovely Indian man, his wife had 3 kids under 4 and was a stay at home Mum. He asked me that if he bought her flowers, would she be more welcoming in bed. I told him buy a flower a day for ten days and he would get sex every night for ten days.
Ten days later he came in with a huge bunch of flowers, for me.
" It worked" he said, "Every day for 10 days"
Then I told him for a lifetime of fun he should go home from work, roll up his sleeves and do the dishes, pick up the kids toys, bathe the kids or cook dinner.
I tell my Grandsons if they are running late for an engagement and his wife comes out dressed up he should break into a sweat if she says the dreaded words,
" How do I look ? "
If he thinks only of the time, hurry hurry and says,
" Fine, you look fine, now lets go "
He's fucked.
If he says not a lot, like even a clearing of the throat.
He's fucked.
The dead in the water one is,
" Couldn't you wear the blue, red, green one ? "
He can expect her to exit the room and be in it for the next three hours, tossing clothes on to the bed and
crying in rage, there will be no party, and
He's fucked.
Best just to wolf whistle, say she looks fabulous and go. Flattery will get you everywhere.
To be continued..........
