Feng Shui and Billy Connolly

Without Prejudice

Billy Connolly has stated famously once that Feng Shui is the smell of bull shit wafting through the room.

But now more than ever the Chinese consult Feng Shui masters to design and bless buildings

Feng Shui is basically about peace and harmony. Get the balance right and peace and harmony follows.

I like certain tips and will share those tips with you.

Always keep your stove top clean, it brings money into the house

Similarly keep the lid if your toilet down at all times, money can literally disappear down the toilet

Never have your bed end facing the door, the Chinese call this the " Coffin " position, as a dead body is taken out of the house feet first

If it is impractical to face the bed any other way, hang a crystal between the door and the bed for good luck

If when you are cooking your back is facing the door hang a crystal between the stove and doorway. The Chinese call this position the " Peevish Cook " position. You can also mirror the splash back to avoid bad luck. And the more kitchen burners you use the richer your luck will be.

Money luck and love luck seem to be the two most important elements that people wish to acquire.

You can look up a simple placement for your main room on the net. ITs called a Bagua

It simply means there is a purpose in every wall, corner of your main room. There is a romance place, money place, fame place, family health, career. And you can boost your luck in areas of your life  by placing things in the spots.

Fans, feathers, flowers, plants, certain colours will all help to boost certain spots in your room. And if like Billy you think it's bull shit, it simply can't hurt and may just bring you what you want.

Colour is easy, romance is usually red and white, helpful friends, black and white. Money green. So if you want to boost your finances place a round leafed green plant in your money point. Underneath the plate it sits on, place five silver coins wrapped in red tissue paper. Keep the plant healthy and alive,  if it dies ( hopefully not ) replace it immediately.

To be continued...........

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