Secrets Men Dont Know About Women
Without Prejudice
My Grandad George Wilsher, a true gentle man and Gentleman xxx
We love men and respect them and love your manliness, love your bigness, love it when you protect us and back us in an argument, even when we are wrong.
Love kisses and hugs, love being told you love us, can't get enough of that.
Love your ambitions, your dreams, love your butt, big wrists and scrubby face.
Size matters, it's not the size of your wallet, nor the size of your car, it's the size of your heart, that matters, kindness is good, so is compassion, caring about others is what really counts in the end.
But.....
If we say nothing is wrong, there is something wrong and you are not going to be told, you have to find out.
If our body is out of shape, you are going to live a life of hell, so don't keep bringing home Red Rooster.
We dress for other women, to show how confident we are, how rich, how successful.
We will never trust another woman around you, men are easily led. By their appendage.
Don't tell us we can't do something and laugh about it, we will take it on board and do it anyway.
Never call us fat or you will not get sex for a month.
If you choose to cheat, we feel like you don't love us
Don't assume because the world is run by men's rules we will do as we are told, we are just waiting for you to muck up.
Women marry beneath them.
If we give you a Julia Bishop death stare, you better beg on your knees for forgiveness or buy flowers.
Yes, we love flowers. And Valentines day, don't be a tight arse.
We know you consider sex, just sex, we don't.
If you want sex, help out by vacuuming, doing the dishes, bringing in the washing.cooking a meal.
We HATE cooking, by rote, learn how to do it. And surprise us with a meal.
We consider yard jobs, men jobs, and you need to learn when the bin goes out. Even if you have to write it down.
Remember birthdays and anniversaries put them in your calendar in your phone.
Women love decisive, dynamic, powerful men but marry their best friend.
We fantasy when we have sex, Its not a crime against you. We fake orgasm sometimes, so do you.
We like erotica just as much as you but hate violent porn.
We are at heart feminists but will act docile sometimes, usually to get what we want.
Kiss us on the back of the neck, waltz us around the kitchen, we love romance.
Put us first, the kids first, no one cares about more money, just more family time.
Take time out for us, we should feel like your number one priority.
Shut up during sex, we are concentrating. Grunts are ok.
We like candles, cushions, pretty shiny things, put up with them
A happy wife IS a happy life.
Don't play around, a woman scorned is hell on earth and we will make your life miserable.
Fifty percent of women play around, if you don't want us to, be everything to us.
A car to us is a complete mystery and we basically know the colour. That's it.
To be continued...
My Grandad George Wilsher, a true gentle man and Gentleman xxx
We love men and respect them and love your manliness, love your bigness, love it when you protect us and back us in an argument, even when we are wrong.
Love kisses and hugs, love being told you love us, can't get enough of that.
Love your ambitions, your dreams, love your butt, big wrists and scrubby face.
Size matters, it's not the size of your wallet, nor the size of your car, it's the size of your heart, that matters, kindness is good, so is compassion, caring about others is what really counts in the end.
But.....
If we say nothing is wrong, there is something wrong and you are not going to be told, you have to find out.
If our body is out of shape, you are going to live a life of hell, so don't keep bringing home Red Rooster.
We dress for other women, to show how confident we are, how rich, how successful.
We will never trust another woman around you, men are easily led. By their appendage.
Don't tell us we can't do something and laugh about it, we will take it on board and do it anyway.
Never call us fat or you will not get sex for a month.
If you choose to cheat, we feel like you don't love us
Don't assume because the world is run by men's rules we will do as we are told, we are just waiting for you to muck up.
Women marry beneath them.
If we give you a Julia Bishop death stare, you better beg on your knees for forgiveness or buy flowers.
Yes, we love flowers. And Valentines day, don't be a tight arse.
We know you consider sex, just sex, we don't.
If you want sex, help out by vacuuming, doing the dishes, bringing in the washing.cooking a meal.
We HATE cooking, by rote, learn how to do it. And surprise us with a meal.
We consider yard jobs, men jobs, and you need to learn when the bin goes out. Even if you have to write it down.
Remember birthdays and anniversaries put them in your calendar in your phone.
Women love decisive, dynamic, powerful men but marry their best friend.
We fantasy when we have sex, Its not a crime against you. We fake orgasm sometimes, so do you.
We like erotica just as much as you but hate violent porn.
We are at heart feminists but will act docile sometimes, usually to get what we want.
Kiss us on the back of the neck, waltz us around the kitchen, we love romance.
Put us first, the kids first, no one cares about more money, just more family time.
Take time out for us, we should feel like your number one priority.
Shut up during sex, we are concentrating. Grunts are ok.
We like candles, cushions, pretty shiny things, put up with them
A happy wife IS a happy life.
Don't play around, a woman scorned is hell on earth and we will make your life miserable.
Fifty percent of women play around, if you don't want us to, be everything to us.
A car to us is a complete mystery and we basically know the colour. That's it.
To be continued...
