The Bloody Whip XXX R Rated
Without Prejudice
I have reached that stage in life where I think sex is over rated. My foster daughter first said it to me back in the beginning of the year.
" Sex is sooooo over rated" She said.
"What matters is friendship, companionship"
I totally agreed. Most men think for some idea that if women are single we are "dying" for it!. Mostly we don't even think about it as we are always too busy with birthing babies or looking after kids or if you are lucky like me, Ourselves.
One aristocratic lady said years ago,
"Sometimes you just have to put up with the bastards to get the beautiful babies"
That's so true. If you are lucky enough to have a child or two, they are your love and touch and skin to skin contact that humans require every day. Some older ladies who might have lost hubbies are premature baby carers. They get their skin to skin contact from cuddling premature babies. Both baby and carer needing that cuddle every single day.
Now we have 50 Shades of Grey and it's no wonder it is such a big seller as it is all about sex. And sex sells. But then I guess a book about "cuddles" is not going to do well. But sex is so performance based. Half the time when I am engaging in it I think outside the "box" and think, "How Ridiculous". How ridiculous we must look and puerile little people that we are, we think it's sometimes better to see how the other half does it.
I can tell you now if someone was coming near my body with a whip, I would be using it on them first. Hallo ? A whip ? I'm not in to pain. Yes to great sexy lingerie, yes to sexy high heeled shoes, stocking tops and a great bustier, but pain, I don't think so
One man said to me how about a 3 some. I just looked at him from afar and said,
"Sure, you and another man, what a novel idea"
There was a good few seconds of silence,
"No, I meant you and a girlfriend"
My reply as he had already told me he wasn't that sexual,
"What??? are you going to grab some Viagra"
He also tried to push the envelope in other ways.
"What about anal sex, you'd like that, wouldn't you?"
"Only if I can shove a 9 inch dildo up your backside first, no lube, just so you can feel it better ! "
Really, do men watch this shit on the internet and see drugged up women (Who are getting paid well ) doing that stuff and think normal women want that. No we don't. Anal sex looks painful and I might remind them it's not exactly hygienic.If you want exciting sex, have sex with a Man, Big Boy. Otherwise you ain't getting any.
Oh and the topper of all was because I have a big bust,
"Would you like a Tiity fuck ?"
I'm not 16 and a teen fantasy, you idiot !
No you idiot ! I have never had one, nor want one, I don't want someone else in the bed and I don't want my bottom anywhere near that appendage of yours, got it!
For God's sake men, get it right. My yugo friend says she wants me to bring out a book, called 99.9% of men are bad in bed. Most of the time unless you have a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money we are plain not interested.
I had a carpenter friend that asked my daughter (Mother of 7 boys) if that on Friday nights did we not think about sex for the weekend, like men did. After we had finished up rolling on the floor laughing, we both replied,
"No, "
by the time the weekend comes we are thinking how can we get rid of the kids and watch some Foxtel shows and relax with a glass or a hundred of wine.
Women do not think about sex that much. Shoes, yes, fashion, yes, lovely homes, yes, money in the bank, yes but sex, not a chance. We will tell you we do as it's what you want to hear. We don't like crude jokes that much, sexual innuendoes, that much. We have been hearing that since we were old enough to procreate and believe it or not that starts about 12.
No, we have never realised that we had tits, or a bra, and no we do not like them being "twanged" snort snort. Yes we do have these things on our bodies but they are attached to our bodies and we don't want them chewed, twisted or man handled in any way shape or form. Yes, we can satisfy ourselves a lot better than you can and usually do. We do lie and tell you you were great, thats how you get to 50 Mister and not realise that your "Golden Cock" is not "golden".
My Foster daughter and Yugo friend also said that.
"Why do all men think they have a Golden Cock?"
Far better you have a golden tongue but then most men don't. They have no idea that a woman's body has a clitoris and nipples and both have to be stimulated for them to orgasm. Do men bother? No they don't most of them. Them just showing up, should be enough for us.
Better you turn up with a golden wallet than a golden dick, better you have sensitive fingertips than a whip. A whip. For Gods sake !
Who makes that shit up ?
I do not want a feather duster tickling, a feather duster is for dusting. In fact how about you DO the dusting then you might get sex. or scour the toilet, sweep the floor, vacuuming is good as we hate it. Cook dinner or bring it home, and flowers are great, massage our weary shoulders or make us a cup of tea. tell us we look amazing when we are going out. Take us to dinner and you might be in luck,
Men love sex and women love all the rest and if any woman tells you she is "gagging" for sex she's more likely to be "gagging" for your wallet, now go take your whip and go cane yourself and grow the fuck up.
Love Janette
I have reached that stage in life where I think sex is over rated. My foster daughter first said it to me back in the beginning of the year.
" Sex is sooooo over rated" She said.
"What matters is friendship, companionship"
I totally agreed. Most men think for some idea that if women are single we are "dying" for it!. Mostly we don't even think about it as we are always too busy with birthing babies or looking after kids or if you are lucky like me, Ourselves.
One aristocratic lady said years ago,
"Sometimes you just have to put up with the bastards to get the beautiful babies"
That's so true. If you are lucky enough to have a child or two, they are your love and touch and skin to skin contact that humans require every day. Some older ladies who might have lost hubbies are premature baby carers. They get their skin to skin contact from cuddling premature babies. Both baby and carer needing that cuddle every single day.
Now we have 50 Shades of Grey and it's no wonder it is such a big seller as it is all about sex. And sex sells. But then I guess a book about "cuddles" is not going to do well. But sex is so performance based. Half the time when I am engaging in it I think outside the "box" and think, "How Ridiculous". How ridiculous we must look and puerile little people that we are, we think it's sometimes better to see how the other half does it.
I can tell you now if someone was coming near my body with a whip, I would be using it on them first. Hallo ? A whip ? I'm not in to pain. Yes to great sexy lingerie, yes to sexy high heeled shoes, stocking tops and a great bustier, but pain, I don't think so
One man said to me how about a 3 some. I just looked at him from afar and said,
"Sure, you and another man, what a novel idea"
There was a good few seconds of silence,
"No, I meant you and a girlfriend"
My reply as he had already told me he wasn't that sexual,
"What??? are you going to grab some Viagra"
He also tried to push the envelope in other ways.
"What about anal sex, you'd like that, wouldn't you?"
"Only if I can shove a 9 inch dildo up your backside first, no lube, just so you can feel it better ! "
Really, do men watch this shit on the internet and see drugged up women (Who are getting paid well ) doing that stuff and think normal women want that. No we don't. Anal sex looks painful and I might remind them it's not exactly hygienic.If you want exciting sex, have sex with a Man, Big Boy. Otherwise you ain't getting any.
Oh and the topper of all was because I have a big bust,
"Would you like a Tiity fuck ?"
I'm not 16 and a teen fantasy, you idiot !
No you idiot ! I have never had one, nor want one, I don't want someone else in the bed and I don't want my bottom anywhere near that appendage of yours, got it!
For God's sake men, get it right. My yugo friend says she wants me to bring out a book, called 99.9% of men are bad in bed. Most of the time unless you have a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money we are plain not interested.
I had a carpenter friend that asked my daughter (Mother of 7 boys) if that on Friday nights did we not think about sex for the weekend, like men did. After we had finished up rolling on the floor laughing, we both replied,
"No, "
by the time the weekend comes we are thinking how can we get rid of the kids and watch some Foxtel shows and relax with a glass or a hundred of wine.
Women do not think about sex that much. Shoes, yes, fashion, yes, lovely homes, yes, money in the bank, yes but sex, not a chance. We will tell you we do as it's what you want to hear. We don't like crude jokes that much, sexual innuendoes, that much. We have been hearing that since we were old enough to procreate and believe it or not that starts about 12.
No, we have never realised that we had tits, or a bra, and no we do not like them being "twanged" snort snort. Yes we do have these things on our bodies but they are attached to our bodies and we don't want them chewed, twisted or man handled in any way shape or form. Yes, we can satisfy ourselves a lot better than you can and usually do. We do lie and tell you you were great, thats how you get to 50 Mister and not realise that your "Golden Cock" is not "golden".
My Foster daughter and Yugo friend also said that.
"Why do all men think they have a Golden Cock?"
Far better you have a golden tongue but then most men don't. They have no idea that a woman's body has a clitoris and nipples and both have to be stimulated for them to orgasm. Do men bother? No they don't most of them. Them just showing up, should be enough for us.
Better you turn up with a golden wallet than a golden dick, better you have sensitive fingertips than a whip. A whip. For Gods sake !
Who makes that shit up ?
I do not want a feather duster tickling, a feather duster is for dusting. In fact how about you DO the dusting then you might get sex. or scour the toilet, sweep the floor, vacuuming is good as we hate it. Cook dinner or bring it home, and flowers are great, massage our weary shoulders or make us a cup of tea. tell us we look amazing when we are going out. Take us to dinner and you might be in luck,
Men love sex and women love all the rest and if any woman tells you she is "gagging" for sex she's more likely to be "gagging" for your wallet, now go take your whip and go cane yourself and grow the fuck up.
Love Janette
