My Big Chaotic Family, Part One

Without Prejudice

I love a Big Family and it's mine. Biggest bunch of holy terrors you are likely to meet. There are so many of us now. I didn't have a lot of kids because I didn't love kids, I Love kids, any kid. Thats just me, I have what I always wanted.

I live in a unit behind my daughter and her 7 sons, they are a moving mass. As one they mumble, fart, snort, eat, read porn, watch porn and think they are all God's gifts to Women. And since I have come home from Queensland I realise what I love best is already here. Home.

I love my time in Queensland and the sun and warmth and friendliness of Queenslanders is sensational. There are so many good people up there, my brothers and sisters and nieces and nephews, all of the friends, family, extended family and even the cleaners. Shout out to Pam, who brought me lunch every week, George for putting up with my little young sister "Tanties" and my wanting to be alone so much.

Just Winter Depression, I hate it but know I get it so HAVE to go North or I turn into a melancholy mess.  Just writing and watching everything on Foxtel, eating heaps and having no energy except to read and read and read.  And I had a major clinical depressive Mother and my girls only have me, really, so their needs come first. They need me to be well as I can be.

My girls are great women, they really are. I LIKE them as people which is not always the case with grown children. I LOVE mine and LIKE them as well. I love to spend time with them, we are women after all and we are wicked. We all love fashion, hate skanky women, injustice and bullies. We like to have fun and let off steam from time to time, otherwise we would go nuts.

Fun is an under rated feel good medicine and we imbibe fun as much as we can. We have a moveable feast of a family. There's always someone coming or going, cars, furniture, fights and parties, reconcilations and lots and lots of good stuff. We share amongst ourselves, and only accept strangers when they've been thoroughly tested.

We are five strong Alpha Females that are outspoken and dodgy, sometimes. We have to be it's still a world of Male Rules, not all that we agree with. So we break as many as we dare, after all men are just men, they all turn into grumps who have to be looked after. A couch that farts in the end but sometimes we look on those lusty lumps with great affection. If only they knew how much we love their differences to us. I'm romancing, none of them can remember the night the bins go out. xxxx

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